I need some good quotes. help please?

i need quotes about people trying to make themselves sound better than they are. my so called friend is being really bitchy. She has been to NY and knows i want to go there so she keeps rubbing it in my face that i haven't been there yet. also, she tries to be someone she isn't. we used to be best friends so i know what shes like and she tries to be me. If i dress a certain way then she does it, if i make a joke she will make the same joke 2 minutes later and she tries to brag about something she has that i don't yet when something good happens to me the doesn't even ACT happy for me. she is being a really crappy friend, fake